If this is truly the future, I would appreciate you killing me now.
Author: Jim
Final Destination 5
Not a film so much as a 3D demo reel.
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
Bollywood throws a bachelor party.
Conan the Barbarian
Sociopath.
Bridesmaids
Come see women get Jackass-level nasty. It’s 80% as funny as men.
Fright Night
Jerry is scary.
The Guard
Brendan Gleeson deserves your attention, if for no other reason than to deliver an ethnic slur of some kind at your expense.
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D
And at 89 minutes, it still feels like all the time in the world.
30 Minutes or Less
Look. Just skip this and go watch Zombieland again. I’m doing you a favor.
Our Idiot Brother
It’s Paul Rudd’s turn to play Spicoli.