This is your Captian America speaking, we’ll be arriving at a conclusion in approximately two hours.
Author: Jim
The Debt
Helen Mirren plays a real secret agent here, which almost makes up for Red.
One Day
One day lad, this will all be yours. ‘What? The curtains?’ No, the failed romance of course.
Horrible Bosses
Jason Bateman plays the same role in every film … but that’s OK.
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
Didn’t arouse me.
Jane Eyre
Sorry. It takes more than costumes and fog to convince me two people are in love.
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
This just in: Katie Holmes? Still pretty.
Creature
While not good, benefits greatly from not being Shark Night 3D.
Shark Night 3D
You could have written this while passed out in a drunken stupor. Wait. Did you? Think carefully.
Glee: The 3D Concert Movie
Singing? Wouldn’t you rather see irrelevant sob stories of people you don’t know?