… something you might receive upon realizing you’re enjoying a Kate Beckinsale film
Reviews
Summer of Soul (…Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
What I don’t know about Black History is … pretty much everything
Pig
An apt title for any number of Nicolas Cage films
Old
As in: “This Shyamalan shtick is really getting …”
The Ice Road
Just an “n” away from being The Nice Road.
Bill & Ted Face the Music
Face? Yes. Read? No.
Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar
Personally, I’m not visiting Florida until it finds sanity, but that’s me
Space Jam: A New Legacy
A two hour ad for Warner Bros.
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
From the files of: Accountability Today
The Tomorrow War
Gee, some people will declare war on *anything*









