Life sucks … and Shia’s wang. Enjoy!
Reviews
The One and Only Ivan
Fingerpainting your way out of captivity
Venom: Let There Be Carnage
… and, behold, there was Carnage
Promising Young Woman
Because The Accused is soooo 1988
Pinocchio
Do Italians have children?
The Father
… of all Gaslighting
Cry Macho
[verb] [adjective]
Malignant
It’s not a too-mah! … Oh, wait. Maybe it is.
Love and Monsters
… and more monsters
Dear Evan Hansen
How’s the dementia? Arthritis? Liver spots? Hair loss? Whaddaya say, are you up for a nap?