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Reviews
Concussion
All the subtlety of a blunt blow to the head
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
Working up to fart jokes
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Sith happens
Sherlock: The Abominable Bride
The review is afoot!
The Danish Girl
She’s really into breakfast pastries
Blended
Left me shaken, not stirred.
The Ridiculous 6
Did you need actual proof that Netflix projects can blow?
The Hateful Eight
Nine if you count Tarantino.
The Judge
I’m sorry, your honor, I cannot rate this movie because of my religious beliefs.