Despite the title, I feel no remorse for panning this film.
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Jack Reacher
Cruise control.
The Matchmaker
Matchmaker matchmaker make me a man …
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Welcome back to Middle Earth. Care for some beardbling?
Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away
One man’s circus is another man’s Hell.
The Central Park Five
A band specializing in the blues. The seven-year blues.
Killing Them Softly
Who? The audience? Yeah, that sounds right.
Chasing Ice
Really? Really? C’mon. How fast do glaciers move that we gotta chase ‘em? Oh. Oh s***.
Holy Motors
Spoil-proof.
Anna Karenina
Life sucks when you want everything, huh?