You can put a tiara on a box turtle, but it’s still a box turtle.
Reviews
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Asperger’s: more fun than autism.
Source Code
Boxing Jake Gyllenhaal
Contraband
Next time you dump your cargo because of Coast Guard intervention, could you lose the screenplay with it?
Underworld: Awakening
Wait a sec … that one is a vampire AND a werewolf? Does Team Edward know about this?
The Iron Lady
Old lady dementia and conservative Cold War politics … honey, get the kids!
Kaboom
Personally, I’d avoid titling my film after the sound effect of a bomb exploding.
The Artist
Shhhhh. Be vewy, vewy quiet. I’m hunting Oscaws.
Players
Because ‘The Punjabi Job’ just wasn’t gonna cut it.
Sucker Punch
About as feminist as a whorehouse.