The title says “Green,” but we all know it blew.
Reviews
Dream House
Daniel Craig plays a schizophrenic in search of himself; which one forgot to lose the accent?
Zookeeper
If you could walk with the animals, talk with the animals, grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals, what makes you think they want to talk back?
50/50
The odds you’ll be weeping before this movie ends.
Real Steel
Real stupid.
What’s Your Number?
Pretty sure it’s above 5.5 on imdb. Why? What’s yours? Oh, sorry.
Fast Five
Which one is Vin Diesel again? He’s the thick wry-smiled musclehead who only talks to make speeches. Yeah, Ok. Which one is Vin Diesel again?
The Tree of Life
Root rot.
Moneyball
What if Brad Pitt played you in real life? Ok, that never happens. But Brad Pitt playing my father; that’s what Moneyball feels like to me.
Dolphin Tale
Oh, crap. We forgot to shoot the love story. Eh, screw it; it’s too long anyway.