If you could walk with the animals, talk with the animals, grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals, what makes you think they want to talk back?
Reviews
50/50
The odds you’ll be weeping before this movie ends.
Real Steel
Real stupid.
What’s Your Number?
Pretty sure it’s above 5.5 on imdb. Why? What’s yours? Oh, sorry.
Fast Five
Which one is Vin Diesel again? He’s the thick wry-smiled musclehead who only talks to make speeches. Yeah, Ok. Which one is Vin Diesel again?
The Tree of Life
Root rot.
Moneyball
What if Brad Pitt played you in real life? Ok, that never happens. But Brad Pitt playing my father; that’s what Moneyball feels like to me.
Dolphin Tale
Oh, crap. We forgot to shoot the love story. Eh, screw it; it’s too long anyway.
I Don’t Know How She Does It
Yeah, I don’t either. That’s four awful films in a row for Sarah Jessica Parker.
Straw Dogs
Check it out – a rare film in which the rural South is depicted as backwards.