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Reviews
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Dark of the Moon is indeed better than its immediate predecessor, Rise of the Fallen. However, that’s like saying Diabetes is better than Smallpox.
Killer Elite
Successfully assassinated two hours of my life.
The Smurfs
Muthersmurfing cocksmurfers.
The Help
Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer are all almost certain locks for Oscar nominations – I have no problem with this, nor should you.
Contagion
Wow. This thing has spread like … wildfire? Cancer? Mayonnaise? No, that’s not it. Just wait. I’ll get it.
Abduction
Only thing abducted here was the admission price.
Thor
Thor—oughly disappointing.
Drive
Uh oh. A phone call. Ryan Gosling might have to [Gasp!] speak words.
Sarah’s Key
Finally. An answer to ‘what’s a velodrome?’ and ‘what would it look like if there were actually people in it?’