Here in my car/I can make a sequel/I can bore all the folks/Who are older than five. In cars.
Reviews
Johnny English Reborn
Hi, I’m Rowan Atkinson. Wait, come back!
The Three Musketeers
My, aren’t you just the prettiest little piece of shit I ever did see?
The Ides of March
Et tu, Ryan Gosling?
Paranormal Activity 3
Honey, did you forget to walk the ghost?
The Big Year
Not-so-angry birders.
The Thing
“Ahhhhhhh!” “What is it, killer aliens?” “No, Norwegians.”
1911
Note to the Chinese: please stop writing your modern history.
Super 8
Are you sure this isn’t E.T.? It looks a lot like E.T.
Dirty Girl
Like a training bra in film form.