No, I’m not screwing with the typeset; this title is fine
Hubie Halloween
Ok, kids, who wants to be mildly entertained?
The Babysitter: Killer Queen
Not about babysitters or queens, but titles are for sucks, amIright?
Rim of the World
But right in your pre-teen’s wheelhouse
The Babysitter
You’re spoiling that child
Doe
D’oh!
Orígenes secretos (Unknown Origins)
Netflix isn’t exactly “Unknown”
Vampires vs. the Bronx
Also on the docket: Mummies vs. Brooklyn, Werewolves v. Queens, and the Muppets take on Manhattan
The Suspicions of Mr Whicher: The Murder at Road Hill House
The Suspicions of Mr Frog: This Title Is Stupid
Dune
This movie has worms