Fools
Christine
No. Not the car.
Fifty Shades Darker
One sequel bleaker
xXx: Return of Xander Cage
When you want to make a James Bond film, but don’t know anybody English
Lion
Calcuttaway forever
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter
And then it ends, right? Please tell me this franchise ends.
Un Padre No Tan Padre
Thank God, grandpa.
A Dog’s Purpose
… to sell schmaltz to an easy audience, apparently
The Founder
So who owns the intellectual rights to ‘Mayor McCheese?’
Silence
… of the fans