Try not to look down.
Midnight in Paris
Custom time/space travel, eh? Well I’d really like to be in Washington, D.C. in 1865. No? Barring that, could I at least have missed 7th grade?
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never 3D
Awwww. Can’t I say, ‘never’ just once? Pleeeeeease?
The Sitter
Why “The Sitter”? ‘Cause you can’t stand it.
The Conspirator
What is just? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me no more.
Kung Fu Panda 2
The panda is B(l)ack, and so is the pandering.
El Gran Milagro
El Gran Migraine-o
Answers to Nothing
Wow. That’s so weird. I would have sworn this film answered to ‘Pretentious Crap’.
Cowboys & Aliens
Yee – haw! Let’s get to th’ anal probin’, pardners!
The Hangover Part II
Do you know how hard it is to make the exact same film again?