Dear Diary: My hot wife Winona Ryder is having an affair with Channing Tatum. I suppose I should be upset, but it’s kind of flattering.
The Adventures of Tintin
Is he afraid of snakes, too?
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
I hope you’re taking notes.
The Darkest Hour
In Russia, aliens find you!
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Schadenfreude is a family value.
Shame
Just because you wish to make a film for adults doesn’t mean you have to make an adult film.
Carmen 3D
Use the cuspidor-a; that is what it is for-a.
Gnomeo & Juliet
Sorry, Gnomeo. I’m in love with the Travelocity mascot. He’s all man.
New Year’s Eve
If you can’t get laid in Times Square on New Year’s Eve, you’re probably in the cast.
Fourth of July
Garry Marshall, I present your next project.