Sadly, not a documentary about juice
Tag: 0.5 stars
The Beach Bum
Every bit the ass the title suggests
One Great Love
One great waste of time
No Manches Frida 2
Don’t kid yourself, this manched bigtime
Holmes & Watson
…and the elusive Dr. Punchline
Vox Lux
Sux
The Little Stranger
The operative word being “little”
Suspiria
You found the original confusing? Hold my beer.
Unbroken: Path to Redemption
A sequel so bad you’ll wish Japan had won WWII
Slender Man
Marvel is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for new superheroes, huh?