When you really want to make a film, but don’t have a director, plot, crew, or good idea.
Tag: 0.5 stars
When the Bough Breaks
… the rating will fall
Puerto Ricans in Paris
Technically two Americans in Paris … so where was the dancing?
The Neon Demon
Want to be a model … or just look like one?
The Darkness
Great name for a professional wrestler…or a bounty hunter. Lousy name for a Poltergeist rip-off.
The Choice
D. None of the above
Meet the Blacks
Have you met? Blacks, Half-Star. Half-Star, Blacks. You two will get along quite well, I’m sure.
Hell and Back
.. or ‘A Visit to My Aunt Ada’s’ ..
Hot Bot
Plot not
Dirty Grandpa
Clean it up and I’ve got a shiny one star for ya