[read: prognosis for success of film]
Tag: 1.5 stars
Las Pildoras De Mi Novio
(“I Filmed a Sitcom Episode”)
Fantasy Island
Coupon entitles bearer to three (3) seconds of bliss
Power Meri
The Bad News She-Bears
Gretel & Hansel
Grimm, this Brothers’ tale
Dolittle
…or nothing at all
Arctic Dogs
They’re called “Wolves,” Arctic *Wolves* There’s no such species as “Arctic Dog”
Black and Blue
and dread all over
Uncut Gems
Ironically, does not rock.
Absolutely Anything
… besides comedy, of course