We’ve talked about this .. you don’t put measures of time in the titles of slow-moving films.
Tag: 1.5 stars
I, Frankenstein
do solemnly swear not to suck … oh, crap.
Ride Along
Like a sing-along without music … or fun.
Inside Llewyn Davis
There’s a creamy center of ‘mooch.’
Homefront
What a Sly screenplay! That’s ‘Sly’ the nickname, not the adjective.
Black Nativity
Orac(ular) proclivity.
Delivery Man
Send it back.
The Best Man Holiday
Come for the opulence; stay because the week isn’t over.
Man of Tai Chi
So what isn’t a potential martial art? Spelunking? Numismatics?
Last Vegas
Don’t just let it stay in Vegas, MAKE it stay in Vegas.