Why “The Sitter”? ‘Cause you can’t stand it.
Tag: 1.5 stars
Season of the Witch
Ok, did anybody remember to bring a battle axe?
Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Wow, another … cave … painting … spectacular. Really.
The Rum Diary
We interrupt this alcoholism for a cocktail.
Martha Marcy May Marlene
That’s a lot of names for a f***ed up girl.
1911
Note to the Chinese: please stop writing your modern history.
The Green Lantern
The title says “Green,” but we all know it blew.
Real Steel
Real stupid.
The Smurfs
Muthersmurfing cocksmurfers.
Abduction
Only thing abducted here was the admission price.