Wow, another … cave … painting … spectacular. Really.
Tag: 1.5 stars
The Rum Diary
We interrupt this alcoholism for a cocktail.
Martha Marcy May Marlene
That’s a lot of names for a f***ed up girl.
1911
Note to the Chinese: please stop writing your modern history.
The Green Lantern
The title says “Green,” but we all know it blew.
Real Steel
Real stupid.
The Smurfs
Muthersmurfing cocksmurfers.
Abduction
Only thing abducted here was the admission price.
Jane Eyre
Sorry. It takes more than costumes and fog to convince me two people are in love.
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
This just in: Katie Holmes? Still pretty.