Quite possibly the least apt word to describe any character in a Jason Statham movie.
Tag: 1.5 stars
The Raven
Nevermore.
The Lucky One
… who managed to miss this film.
American Reunion
Perhaps by American Wake I’ll find these films funny.
Love in the Buff (Chun giu yu chi ming)
Woody Allen … Beijing style.
Gone
Came and went.
Wanderlust
I’m nonplussed.
Contraband
Next time you dump your cargo because of Coast Guard intervention, could you lose the screenplay with it?
Joyful Noise
Come for the singing, stay for the sermon.
Jumping the Broom
What says, ‘I love you’ more than choosing friends over bride on wedding eve?