The title says “Green,” but we all know it blew.
Tag: 1.5 stars
Real Steel
Real stupid.
The Smurfs
Muthersmurfing cocksmurfers.
Abduction
Only thing abducted here was the admission price.
Jane Eyre
Sorry. It takes more than costumes and fog to convince me two people are in love.
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
This just in: Katie Holmes? Still pretty.
Glee: The 3D Concert Movie
Singing? Wouldn’t you rather see irrelevant sob stories of people you don’t know?