Reptiles. Pffft.
Tag: 1 star
Noah
Noah more-ah.
Jinn
I thought we were playing ‘Go Fish.’
Son of God
Is this another Thor film?
Repentance
You can start with atoning for this film.
Walking with Dinosaurs 3D
Waking with headache.
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
Next time, can we lose the found footage?
Baggage Claim
”I lost my ID Tag and this film sucks!”
Battle of the Year
Um, you do realize Miracle was biographical, right?
Laughing to the Bank
Beats cryin’ at one.