From the files of NO Imagination Screenplay, Etc.
Tag: 1 star
The Smurfs 2
♪Tra, la, lala, lala, la, lala this sucks♫
Pacific Rim
What is our obsession with mega maladroit fighting robots?
The Painting (Le tableau)
Forgery.
Peeples
♪who need Peeples … are the sorriest peoples in the world♫
From Up on Poppy Hill (Kokuriko-zaka kara)
Comes a tale so boring, you won’t believe it’s animated.
The Lords of Salem
Is that the menthol version?
The Host
And I thought I was boring with my body.
Filly Brown
Came up lame; had to be put down.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
By ‘Retaliation’ did you mean: ‘We’re gonna make a crappy sequel?’