And I thought I was boring with my body.
Tag: 1 star
Filly Brown
Came up lame; had to be put down.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
By ‘Retaliation’ did you mean: ‘We’re gonna make a crappy sequel?’
Escape from Planet Earth
I’ll settle for escaping this theater.
Bullet to the Head
Felt more like a knee to the groin.
Parental Guidance
Unnecessary
Killing Them Softly
Who? The audience? Yeah, that sounds right.
Red Dawn
♪It’s raining (North Korean) men, hallelu-Jong♫
Paranormal Activity 4
Wait. The devil child doesn’t want to play video games? My thesis is all wrong.
Hotel Transylvania
You can check out any time you like … no, I’m finished.