I’ll settle for escaping this theater.
Tag: 1 star
Bullet to the Head
Felt more like a knee to the groin.
Parental Guidance
Unnecessary
Killing Them Softly
Who? The audience? Yeah, that sounds right.
Red Dawn
♪It’s raining (North Korean) men, hallelu-Jong♫
Paranormal Activity 4
Wait. The devil child doesn’t want to play video games? My thesis is all wrong.
Hotel Transylvania
You can check out any time you like … no, I’m finished.
The Master
…I will not make a cheap joke about self-gratification … I will not make a cheap joke about self-gratification …
The Cold Light of Day
Reveals a coyote ugly film.
Drunkboat
Hey, this was a boating accident. But the horror was only in the writing/directing.