Possessed is the new retarded.
Tag: 1 star
Le Quattro Volte (The Four Times)
A goat is now the protagonist? Seriously?
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked
This was no boating accident. Unfortunately.
Answers to Nothing
Wow. That’s so weird. I would have sworn this film answered to ‘Pretentious Crap’.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
Oh, it’s broken all right.
Paranormal Activity 3
Honey, did you forget to walk the ghost?
I Don’t Know How She Does It
Yeah, I don’t either. That’s four awful films in a row for Sarah Jessica Parker.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Dark of the Moon is indeed better than its immediate predecessor, Rise of the Fallen. However, that’s like saying Diabetes is better than Smallpox.
The Change-Up
Threw a curve and went for the screwball. Result? A walk out of the theater.
The Future
If this is truly the future, I would appreciate you killing me now.