Dark of the Moon is indeed better than its immediate predecessor, Rise of the Fallen. However, that’s like saying Diabetes is better than Smallpox.
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The Change-Up
Threw a curve and went for the screwball. Result? A walk out of the theater.
The Future
If this is truly the future, I would appreciate you killing me now.
Conan the Barbarian
Sociopath.
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D
And at 89 minutes, it still feels like all the time in the world.
Shark Night 3D
You could have written this while passed out in a drunken stupor. Wait. Did you? Think carefully.
Apollo 18
Houston, we have a Direct-to-Video.