Wait a sec … that one is a vampire AND a werewolf? Does Team Edward know about this?
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Sucker Punch
About as feminist as a whorehouse.
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
Want to be a model, or just look like one?
Sanctum
Watching douchebag after douchebag die painfully isn’t as entertaining as one would hope.
The Devil Inside
Possessed is the new retarded.
Le Quattro Volte (The Four Times)
A goat is now the protagonist? Seriously?
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked
This was no boating accident. Unfortunately.
Answers to Nothing
Wow. That’s so weird. I would have sworn this film answered to ‘Pretentious Crap’.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
Oh, it’s broken all right.
Paranormal Activity 3
Honey, did you forget to walk the ghost?