It’s Friday the 13th, eh
Tag: 1 star
The Strangers: Chapter 1
Do you honestly think we’re showing up for Chapter 2?
Poolman
… and Billiard Boy
Unsung Hero
… except by, you know, the guy’s *son*
Spaceman
Existential Alien Arachnid
Los colonos (The Settlers)
Which included everyone in the theater where I saw this
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba – To the Hashira Training (鬼滅の刃 柱稽古編)
What training? I already know how to sit around and talk shit
Ordinary Angels
When you care enough to brand a Hallmark film as a major release
Madame Web
Definitely NOT Spider-Man. See? Not a man. Who said “Spider-Man?” Get him!
Rebel Moon: Part One – A Child of Fire
Oh, it deserves to be mooned all right