We’re so close .. I feel petty.
Tag: 2.5 stars
Itzhak
I bet this guy would be awesome at “Guitar Hero”
Blockers
What you title a film for a desperate attempt at innuendo
Hanson and the Beast (二代妖精)
What’s Mandarin for ‘Mmmbop?’
Midnight Sun
More teen paranormal romance?
Thoroughbreds
Don’t bet on the challenged horse
Gukoroku – Traces of Sin (愚行録)
Prepare for a turn-off
Borg McEnroe
You will be assimilated … but it’s Swedish; you’ll like it.
Moonwalkers
A documentary about Michael Jackson impersonators
Same Kind of Different as Me
Whoa, that title is really deep … and stupid.