For the par-kourious
Tag: 2.5 stars
Where to Invade Next
Have you considered, I dunno, Macy’s Menswear?
Short Term 12
Try not to feel any emotion here; these kids are screwed.
Before I Go to Sleep
I pray for a humorless version of 50 First Dates
Zoolander 2
‘2oolander’ is a better title; I wish that one had prevailed.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Just as Jane Austen imagined it.
How to Be Single
Pffft. That’s the easy one. How to be married is the challenge.
Pay the Ghost
I’ve got some potter’s clay. Would you like that? I hear you guys love that stuff.
Mustang
My big dreadful Turkish wedding
The Finest Hours
6 to 8 P.M. Friday evening (IMHO)