“You can win, Jesse!”[/Eddie Murphy]
Tag: 2.5 stars
Eddie the Eagle
Because nobody thought of ‘Eddie the Emu’ before it stuck
The Signal
Illegal procedure – 5 yard penalty, or, your freedom as the case may be.
Tracers
For the par-kourious
Where to Invade Next
Have you considered, I dunno, Macy’s Menswear?
Short Term 12
Try not to feel any emotion here; these kids are screwed.
Before I Go to Sleep
I pray for a humorless version of 50 First Dates
Zoolander 2
‘2oolander’ is a better title; I wish that one had prevailed.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Just as Jane Austen imagined it.
How to Be Single
Pffft. That’s the easy one. How to be married is the challenge.