Your life bites, too?! We have so much in common!
Tag: 2.5 stars
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
But he summers in D.C. … nice.
The Water Diviner
Is all wet.
Sex Tape
Another chance at Jason Segel nudity … where do I sign up?
The Other Woman
Baby, I’m not gonna lie: I saw another film right before this one. It meant nothin’ to me. Nothin’. I swear it.
Women Who Flirt (Sa jiao nu ren zui hao ming)
Don’t get excited; it’s a tame PG-13 at best.
The Wrecking Crew
Mostly wrecked reputations.
Love & Mercy
& Schizophrenia
Chappie
Aw. Our baby has learned how to maim.
Entourage
Hey! Celebs are people, too (sort of)!