Not a cartoon. Please don’t mistake it for one.
Tag: 2.5 stars
Shaun the Sheep Movie
First: do no farm
The Gift
Huh. I expected this film to be an endless loop three seconds long. What? Oh, ‘gifT’
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
When you’ve loved and lost like a spider, um, odds are you’re dead.
Rosewater
Iran, so far away.
Minions
Gee, it worked with those Madagascar Penguins.
The Overnight
Don’t bother with pajamas.
A Million Ways to Die in the West
In print, for instance
Ted 2
Taste 0
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Why are films with ‘Dawn’ in the title always about Armageddon?