Oh, crap. We forgot to shoot the love story. Eh, screw it; it’s too long anyway.
Tag: 2.5 stars
Drive
Uh oh. A phone call. Ryan Gosling might have to [Gasp!] speak words.
Bridesmaids
Come see women get Jackass-level nasty. It’s 80% as funny as men.
Fright Night
Jerry is scary.
One Day
One day lad, this will all be yours. ‘What? The curtains?’ No, the failed romance of course.
Creature
While not good, benefits greatly from not being Shark Night 3D.
Colombiana
The Zoe Saldana Disrobameter surpasses the jaw-dropping industry standard six halter-top mark.