out of 100
Tag: 2.5 stars
The Matchmaker
Matchmaker matchmaker make me a man …
Chasing Ice
Really? Really? C’mon. How fast do glaciers move that we gotta chase ‘em? Oh. Oh s***.
Hitchcock
for The Birds.
Cloud Atlas
Apt title for a murky film that took a world of time to conclude.
Skyfall
We trade Bond’s gadgetry for Javier Bardemmetry. Can we trade back?
Silent Hill: Revelation 3D
Revelation: Silent Hill is not much fun.
Frankenweenie
Sit! Roll over! Play undead!
End of Watch
Rinse? Spin? Dry?
ParaNorman
On behalf of the dead, I’d just like to say, ‘mistakes were made’ …