USA Channel, here we come!
Tag: 2.5 stars
Margin Call
Economy? What economy?
Johnny English Reborn
Hi, I’m Rowan Atkinson. Wait, come back!
What’s Your Number?
Pretty sure it’s above 5.5 on imdb. Why? What’s yours? Oh, sorry.
Dolphin Tale
Oh, crap. We forgot to shoot the love story. Eh, screw it; it’s too long anyway.
Drive
Uh oh. A phone call. Ryan Gosling might have to [Gasp!] speak words.
Fright Night
Jerry is scary.
One Day
One day lad, this will all be yours. ‘What? The curtains?’ No, the failed romance of course.
Creature
While not good, benefits greatly from not being Shark Night 3D.
Colombiana
The Zoe Saldana Disrobameter surpasses the jaw-dropping industry standard six halter-top mark.