Sailed well past the Port of Efficiency and into the Sea of Tedium
Tag: 2 stars
The Dark Tower
For those who prefer more snooze-worthy Stephen King adaptations
True to the Game
…or *a* game at least; the film isn’t clear which”
Tulip Fever
Joining ‘Boogie’ and ‘Jungle’ among mythological agues
Leap! (Ballerina)
Frog!
Kidnap
I’ll take the regular nap through this one, thank you
The Commune (Kollektivet)
Welcome to the jungle/we’ve got fun and shame
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
… each faker than the last
Despicable Me 3
Despicablest?
Cars 3
Environment 0