Because ‘The Punjabi Job’ just wasn’t gonna cut it.
Tag: 2 stars
The Darkest Hour
In Russia, aliens find you!
Gnomeo & Juliet
Sorry, Gnomeo. I’m in love with the Travelocity mascot. He’s all man.
Arthur Christmas
I, Santa, forgot to deliver a Christmas present to child?! Aw, screw it. I’m tired.
Happy Feet Two
Crappy sheet, too.
In Time
Time is money. Literally.
J. Edgar
Is this true or Bolshevik?
Trespass
Cage? Kidman? Schumacher? Wow! Now all we need is a time machine to make these names relevant.
Cars 2
Here in my car/I can make a sequel/I can bore all the folks/Who are older than five. In cars.
The Three Musketeers
My, aren’t you just the prettiest little piece of shit I ever did see?