Cage? Kidman? Schumacher? Wow! Now all we need is a time machine to make these names relevant.
Tag: 2 stars
Cars 2
Here in my car/I can make a sequel/I can bore all the folks/Who are older than five. In cars.
The Three Musketeers
My, aren’t you just the prettiest little piece of shit I ever did see?
Dirty Girl
Like a training bra in film form.
Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer
Welcome to SteelFrogBlog and the not enthralled fall.
Footloose
Have we doomed the next generation into playing “Six Degrees of Kenny Wormald” ?
Dream House
Daniel Craig plays a schizophrenic in search of himself; which one forgot to lose the accent?
Straw Dogs
Check it out – a rare film in which the rural South is depicted as backwards.
Killer Elite
Successfully assassinated two hours of my life.
Contagion
Wow. This thing has spread like … wildfire? Cancer? Mayonnaise? No, that’s not it. Just wait. I’ll get it.