Successfully assassinated two hours of my life.
Tag: 2 stars
Contagion
Wow. This thing has spread like … wildfire? Cancer? Mayonnaise? No, that’s not it. Just wait. I’ll get it.
Thor
Thor—oughly disappointing.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Dr. James Franco. Calling DOCTOR James Franco. Please report to fiction, STAT!
Final Destination 5
Not a film so much as a 3D demo reel.
30 Minutes or Less
Look. Just skip this and go watch Zombieland again. I’m doing you a favor.
Our Idiot Brother
It’s Paul Rudd’s turn to play Spicoli.
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
Didn’t arouse me.
Warrior
Check it out, all six Rocky films at once!