The death of a classic
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Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
So you’re taking it out on us? Brilliant.
The Magnificent Seven
Did this oater get your goat-er?
Jack and the Cuckoo-Clock Heart (Jack et la mécanique du coeur)
Bong. Bong. Bong. This blows! This blows! This blows!
Bridget Jones’s Baby
How telegraphed do you like your jokes?
Kicks
… just keep getting’ harder to find.
Mr. Church
Eddie Murphy v2.0
The Light Between Oceans
A tiki torch?
Don’t Think Twice
The anguish of the untalented.
Pete’s Dragon
Well, wake him up earlier, then