Czech yourself, then wreck yourself.
Tag: 2 stars
Jersey Boys
♪Who loves you?♫ Not I.
Life of Crime
The lighter side of kidnapping.
The Boxtrolls
Do they post crap on internet forums, too?
Poltergeist
Next time? Don’t buy the house on the site of the former graveyard. Duh.
Under the Skin
Actually, I’m pretty good with skin level. We can stop there.
Only Lovers Left Alive
Only insomniacs left awake.
Deliver Us from Evil
Oh, it’s like ‘Deliver Us from Eva,’ except with the word ‘Evil’ instead. That’s clever!
Million Dollar Arm
What’s that in rupees?
Transcendence
Johnny Depp is Big Brother.