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Tag: 2 stars
The Lone Ranger
Hiyo, credits already!
Red 2
I love being read to, but didn’t like Red 2. What’s up with that?
Stoker
Stoker? I don’t even know h– aw, this is too easy.
The Purge
This is some damn extreme dieting.
Epic
For all your on-line ‘pic’ needs.
After Earth
Wait. Wait. I know this. It’s Mars, right? I’m gonna go with Mars.
The Great Gatsby
By ‘Great’ you meant ‘length of movie,’ right?
The Call
Sir, please, ‘this movie sucks’ is not a proper 911 emergency.
The Croods
The Cruds