Stoker? I don’t even know h– aw, this is too easy.
Tag: 2 stars
The Purge
This is some damn extreme dieting.
Epic
For all your on-line ‘pic’ needs.
After Earth
Wait. Wait. I know this. It’s Mars, right? I’m gonna go with Mars.
The Great Gatsby
By ‘Great’ you meant ‘length of movie,’ right?
The Call
Sir, please, ‘this movie sucks’ is not a proper 911 emergency.
The Croods
The Cruds
Oz the Great and Powerful
Welcome to the land of snoOZe.
Safe Haven
It’s like ‘New Haven’ only, apparently, you’d want to be there.
Amour
♪What a drag it is getting old… ♫