Sir, please, ‘this movie sucks’ is not a proper 911 emergency.
Tag: 2 stars
The Croods
The Cruds
Oz the Great and Powerful
Welcome to the land of snoOZe.
Safe Haven
It’s like ‘New Haven’ only, apparently, you’d want to be there.
Amour
♪What a drag it is getting old… ♫
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat, and rating of Green Hornet.
Gangster Squad
Untouchable fraud.
Hyde Park on Hudson
Say, FDR, any chance you have some, um, er, Presidentin’ to do? No? Fine. Carry on.
Dabangg 2
He bangg! He bangg!
Zero Dark Thirty
Pretty ominous title for a film without a villain.