Oh, that’s not a metaphor.
Tag: 2 stars
Fun Size
Enjoy half a film.
Alex Cross
Actually, he looks kinda amiable.
Here Comes the Boom
… there goes my lunch.
House at the End of the Street
What’s with the lack of a definite article to start the title?
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Squalorific!
For a Good Time, Call …
A cab. Anywhere is better than here.
Flying Swords of Dragon Gate (Long men fei jia)
Now Dragongate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you?
Lawless
Pointless.
The Campaign
Soundly defeated.