Eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat, and rating of Green Hornet.
Tag: 2 stars
Gangster Squad
Untouchable fraud.
Hyde Park on Hudson
Say, FDR, any chance you have some, um, er, Presidentin’ to do? No? Fine. Carry on.
Dabangg 2
He bangg! He bangg!
Zero Dark Thirty
Pretty ominous title for a film without a villain.
Promised Land
Mopeyball
Anna Karenina
Life sucks when you want everything, huh?
The Man with the Iron Fists
Oh, that’s not a metaphor.
Fun Size
Enjoy half a film.
Alex Cross
Actually, he looks kinda amiable.









