… there goes my lunch.
Tag: 2 stars
House at the End of the Street
What’s with the lack of a definite article to start the title?
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Squalorific!
For a Good Time, Call …
A cab. Anywhere is better than here.
Flying Swords of Dragon Gate (Long men fei jia)
Now Dragongate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you?
Lawless
Pointless.
The Campaign
Soundly defeated.
The Expendables 2
Welcome to the Museum of Ass-Kicking.
Total Recall
I remember liking the original, but it’s possible that was just a memory implant.
The Watch
Here … alien, alien, alien … got a nice little planet here to conquer ..









