Red friend, blue friend
Tag: 2 stars
Savages
Just because I’m watching this film doesn’t mean I’m awake by the end of it.
Magic Mike
‘Magic Johnson’ was already taken.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
The Great Emancipator frees us from fact.
A Cat in Paris (Une vie de chat)
Or Synecdoche for all that Paris figured into the story.
Hysteria
Not to be confused with the Def Leppard album.
Snow White and the Hunstman
A world in which Charlize Theron is jealous of Kristen Stewart … ladies, gentlemen, we have now officially taken this Twilight thing too far.
Chernobyl Diaries
Honey, let’s build a summer home here.
Girl in Progress
…screenplay in progress, direction in progress, acting in progress…
Lockout
Hey, Snake Plissken found his eye! And got a shave and a shower while he was at it. Well, a shave at least.