The title refers to the fact that it is literally impossible to weep as much as this film requires.
Tag: 3 stars
Les Misérables
Hey … HEY! That one guy over there isn’t miserable at all! Go kill his family or something.
Jack Reacher
Cruise control.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Welcome back to Middle Earth. Care for some beardbling?
Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away
One man’s circus is another man’s Hell.
The Central Park Five
A band specializing in the blues. The seven-year blues.
Rise of the Guardians
Fall of the Legends.
Flight
arrived late.
Sinister
Awwww. Evil home movies. Ain’t that cute?
Seven Psychopaths
One sane guy. Not a good ratio.