Hey, you! Get off that computer and go get a life.
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Oblivion
OK, who broke the Earth this time?
42
Sorry, Douglas Adams fans; there’s nothing here for you.
21 & Over
But not too much over, ifyouknowwhatImean.
Parker
Peters out.
Mama
♪…just killed a man. Put her tentacles round his head, sucked his life force now he’s dead …♫
The Impossible
The title refers to the fact that it is literally impossible to weep as much as this film requires.
Les Misérables
Hey … HEY! That one guy over there isn’t miserable at all! Go kill his family or something.
Jack Reacher
Cruise control.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Welcome back to Middle Earth. Care for some beardbling?