Fewer pulled muscles. Am I right, people?
Tag: 3 stars
Pitch Perfect
It’s like You Got Served, only with privileged snots … oh, and it didn’t suck.
The Inbetweeners Movie
More cock than Magic Mike. Seriously.
Arbitrage
You’d think that much money could buy better peace of mind.
Hit and Run
Hit & miss
The Bourne Legacy
Awww, isn’t that cute? This perfect killing machine has a soul, too.
The Dark Knight Rises
Must be the yeast.
Ted
If you go out in the Fens today, you’re in for a big surprise.
The Amazing Spider-Man
Spider-Man is back! And he’s got a new font!
Bernie
Understated Jack Black. You might have to read that twice.