Yo Will, if you’re gonna pretend this play is yours, at least spell “Shakespeare” correctly.
Tag: 3 stars
Water for Elephants
Titanic for landlubbers.
Puss in Boots
No, kitty. That’s a bad kitty.
The Ides of March
Et tu, Ryan Gosling?
The Big Year
Not-so-angry birders.
The Thing
“Ahhhhhhh!” “What is it, killer aliens?” “No, Norwegians.”
The Woman
Hear her roar.
Fast Five
Which one is Vin Diesel again? He’s the thick wry-smiled musclehead who only talks to make speeches. Yeah, Ok. Which one is Vin Diesel again?
Hanna
My girl? She’s sunshine, daisies and badass.
The Help
Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer are all almost certain locks for Oscar nominations – I have no problem with this, nor should you.