I remember liking the original, but it’s possible that was just a memory implant.
Tag: action
The Dark Knight Rises
Must be the yeast.
The Amazing Spider-Man
Spider-Man is back! And he’s got a new font!
Brave
Bear with us.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
The Great Emancipator frees us from fact.
Double Trouble
Single star.
Prometheus
I believe that’s Greek for ‘Alien.’
Battleship
Sinks
Men in Black III
They’re really, really, really in black this time. We’re totally serious.
Snow White and the Hunstman
A world in which Charlize Theron is jealous of Kristen Stewart … ladies, gentlemen, we have now officially taken this Twilight thing too far.